Yesterday I received my first dose of the Moderna vaccine. On Monday, we were told that my staff team was eligible to register on the premise that we are front-line medical workers. That sounds weird, but it's kind of true in that we work with people face-to-face who are sometimes immunocompromised. Recently, Waterloo Region has opened three pop-up clinics in community spaces to increase the speed at which they can vaccinate people. So on Monday they opened registration for these clinics, one of them opening up as soon as Wednesday, the other two opening up today.
Members who receive our services, and one guardian from each of their households, are also eligible to receive their vaccinations now according to our Phase 2 rollout guidelines. Lee-Anne got her first dose of PfizerBiontech a little while back, on the premise that she's been providing emergency relief at an optometry clinic in a hard-hit area. My brother's trying to get it for having a history of asthma and working a front-line service.
Last Christmas, before they shut down the mall, me and Lee-Anne were doing some holiday shopping and saw a van with an electronic sign on it with words rotating through it. It read something like "The Mark of the Devil is here, it is the COVID vaccine. If you take it, you will become sick, and it will alter your DNA, and you will go to Hell".
I try not to use religious language on this blog, but this is the quote as close as I can remember. I guess me and Lee-Anne have weighed in on this topic, and the people in that van would have an opinion on where our decision is going to put us.
The process wasn't too exciting. I took an uber, and there was a screening person at the entrance of the parking lot. So my uber driver got screened. I gave him a good tip.
They required a letter from my boss as proof of employment, but they only asked for the consent form. I asked them if they needed the letter, and they said yes but barely looked at it. I don't think they would have looked at it if they weren't prompted, and I'm pretty sure they didn't read it.
I always imagine that getting a vaccine is going to feel like a prick, followed by a gush of liquid flowing into me, but the second sensation never happens. It always feels a little creepy how fast it is.
They didn't have a waiting room, which was my main gripe. They told me to follow some blue arrows on the floor to leave the building, and that I "could wait in my car" for fifteen minutes to make sure I didn't have an adverse reaction. I thought that was an offer, not a demand, but I followed the arrows and found myself outside, never seeing a waiting room.
Looking at the card they gave me, it literally says "Please wait 15 minutes after your injection in your vehicle to monitor for any side effects. If you are in distress, please honk your horn and someone will assist you."
I understand that keeping people inside together isn't the most COVID-safe environment, and that it would be preferrable to have people quarantined in their cars, but that's a huge assumption that everyone is going to be arriving by vehicle, especially when it didn't say we would need one in any of the registation documents.
Plus, I've had my fair share of vaccines. I've been sat next to multiple people who have passed out from side effects. Not one of them have shouted for help before it happened. What makes them think someone who is about to faint is going to be able to honk their horn before it happens? How well are they able to monitor a series of vehicles?
I'm the type of person who doesn't mind needles, but is scared of vaccines. It's not getting poked that bothers me, but the idea of a foreign chemical running through my veins. I was especially tense because of how much this vaccine has been built up and wanted to feel monitored.
It was raining heavily, and it was cold and windy. I found an overhang with a bench next to some equipment that had all clearly been tucked away for the winter. I don't know that any of the staff would have noticed me pass out through the wind and the rain, tucked aside like that.
Also, I had some documentation that they gave me which I couldn't afford to get wet, so that was an additional anxiety.
I was fine though. I couldn't call an uber from there, on account of their screening area. I had to walk out, and as I fought through the wind and rain I developed a headache. I had to wonder if it was from the weather, or a side effect of the vaccine.
We were next to an area I knew, but it was separated by like, three highways, divided with concrete walls and chain link fences. There was a Shoppers Drug Mart on the other side, which hurt because they sell umbrellas.
Eventually I found a residential area and ubered back home.
My appointment for the second dose is on July 16th, so this is still going to take awhile. It's at the same clinic, so I hope their policies get updated, or the weather is better.
So far, I haven't had any side effects, other than my arm is a little sore today. I hear that the second dose hits you harder and makes you drowsy.
I don't feel like my DNA has been altered, or that a microchip has been planted in me, or that my mind is being controlled by nanite technology. But I guess I wouldn't know if it was.
I'm doing my taxes this weekend. This week is all about vaxxes and taxes.