Tuesday Mornings

There's a place inside my school called The Sanctuary. It's like a second cafeteria, except it's a little classier. It's got booths and tables like a restaurant's, but you still have to go to their kitchen area to get food. They serve beer here, too. It's kind of a novelty to drink beer inside of a school. There's a catch, though. They only serve beer on Tuesday mornings.

Isn't Tuesday morning the exact least appropriate time of the week to be drinking? For some reason, it feels even worse than Monday or Wednesday mornings.

The beer they serve is their own brew, too. That's right. I think my school has it's own brewery.

I only have one class on Tuesday, and it's at 1:00 pm. Needless to say, it's the least-attended class of the week. Besides being perfectly positioned to tempt people to drink before class, a lot of people who commute don't like to pay gas prices for just one class. We get maybe half the class attending every  Tuesday.

At first I thought it was weird that if the school was going to serve alcohol, it would do it on Tuesday mornings, but then when I thought about it, I realized that the least-appropriate time of the week to drink is also the time when students are most likely to be cautious about their drinking.

Nobody's ever come to class with alcohol in their system. Or at least if they did, I didn't notice. Is it against the rules to be in class with alcohol in your system? I kind of assumed it was, but now that I think about it, I'm not sure.

The Tuesday morning drinking time is really popular. They're usually packed. Everybody seems to get a buzz off the novelty of drinking in a school.